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Texting The Greek Gods (Complete )

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Parts 114
Time 1h 4m

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Ali was prank texting random numbers on her phone when she accidentally texted Zeus, the king of the gods. How do you accidentally text a God, you may ask. Well I can't tell you, that would ruin the book! 😉
Anyway, Ali gets in some trouble, makes some immortal friends, and discovers the whole new world of Olympus. Of course, not with ought the occasional sarcastic remark. Oh who am I kidding, this whole book is a sarcastic mess. Well... ENJOY!!! 😊

-reeselanz

P.s. I haven't gotten around to editing so don't explode the comments telling me. Trust me, I know. I'm just too lazy to fix it. I also wish I could change Ali's age but again- too lazy 😑 I started a while ago but forgot to keep going so pretend she's 16 not 12 😆

P.s.s. I started this 3 years ago so the beginning isn't great but I promise it gets better. Trust me.All Rights Reserved

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