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This is not a Romcom
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Ongoing, First published May 09, 2016
This is not a romcom. Or maybe it is. I don't know. You decide. Do you find a teenage girl's awkward attempts at romance funny? If so, then this is a romcom and I chose a painfully ironic title for this book. Well, anyways, this book follows June, a socially awkward girl crushing on dudes from a closing distance, with her best friend Jackson by her side, silently judging her taste in guys. Spoiler alert! She ends up with somebody! Is that a spoiler? That's what typically happens in romcoms. But is it a romcom?
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