Ways to Annoy Solicitors
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Do you ever randomly get those annoying robo calls from solicitors looking for money? If you know what I mean, then you know it's pretty annoying. So here are a bunch of stupid and funny ways to annoy them back! And a few of my stupid stories as well about my life.
(this is just my way of relieving stress)
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