MY CLUELESS, STUPID GIRLFRIEND...

"No Boyfriend since Birth. Anime. Writing. Admiring Nico, my lhabs. Ganyan lang naman kasimple ang buhay ko noon. But ever since dumating ka sa buhay ko, nagulo nang lahat. Isa ka lang namang perverted alien na mahilig sa strawberry na walang ibang ginawa kundi asarin ako, kaya bakit ako nacoconfuse ng ganito! Why does my heart screams out your name when you're not around?! Why do I feel lonely whenever you leave me?! Why do I gasp for air whenever you close the space between us?! I don't understand all these feelings that rush into my being! I don't know why I have to endure all of these!Why do I have to fall in love with a dumbass like you?!"

"It's because you're clueless; you're stupid; you're selfish; you're naive; you're dumb; you're a simpleton that my feelings can't even reach you. But now, Yazi...you've come to me to close that gap...and I'll always be here to continuously make you fall in love with me. I love you... idiot." And he hugged me so tight that I could feel his heart beating so fast; fast as mine.