Hood Bible Stories
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Last published Mon, Sep 19, 2016
Why am I doing this if I'm an atheist? Because I get to tell a much more real version of the bible.
Honestly, don't read this if you are easily offended, I have done nothing wrong.
I have a single question, how the hell is this so popular? I mean, I tried being funny but, seriously this is something kind of unexpected... It has a higher reads-per-chapter than my halo book. XD
If this is what people like then I'll keep reading and keep making fun of.
: ^) <---- Kms face= the more space between the eyes and the nose, the more you hate your life.
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