That Vans Chick

[ Wanna make a deal? ]

{ I'm game }

[ Ik you somehow like to keep your identity hidden from me, so I was thinking...If I find out who you are without pictures and all that bull crap - and this takes my stalking skills to a whole new level - you will give me the chance to ask you out. ]

{ What if you don't find out who I am? }

[ I won't know your identity. I won't ask you out. I'll just be in a corner bawling my eyes out as I think about how much of a failure I am in life ]

{ That seems chill. I'll accept your deal, even though ik you're going to lose anyway }

[ Don't get your hopes up, sweet cheeks :* ]

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A girl, a boy, and a leaked number.