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Yoghurt

LETTURE 200
Voti 25
Parti 7
Tempo 35m

LETTURE 200
Voti 25
Parti 7
Tempo 35m

cool food funny life yoghurt

Stories of life.

Life sucks obviously.
It's amazing, then it's horrible then it's amazing again!

And then you die.
But between these 13 words are so many....stuff.

Occasionally, funny stuff, or even serious stuff you can laugh your tonsils(assuming you still have them) out happens!

This book contains all the stupidity and head shaking shebangs in the modern universe which will make you clutch your stomach and cross your legs to avoid wetting yourself!

You worried about global crisisses?

So is the president, but that doesn't mean we can't laugh about some of them!

Yes, it is clear. 

You!

☝stressed out person....

You must read this book!

Credit to stardust24601 for the blastastic cover!Tutti i diritti riservati

cool food funny life yoghurt

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