Phony Potions
SyniaSidhe
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  • Reads 13,954
  • Votes 1,184
  • Parts 65
  • Time 14h 36m
SyniaSidhe
Complete, First published May 12, 2016
comedycompletefairyfairytalefantasyhumormagesmagicsorcererytalewizards
In a world ruled by the magical elite... 
   It's hard for a normal guy to get by. Unsavory tactics are needed to keep the belly full.  
   Azark sells phony potions, traveling from village to village. Mallow, his adopted adolescent Moon Giant daughter, keeps dissatisfied customers away while she yearns for a better wardrobe. The Age Day festival of Blythe draws thousands of tourists despite being in honor of a shy, smelly sorcerer. Mallow wants to shop, Azark wants to sell. But in a city as big as Blythe, Azark isn't the only con man, and the ones with their eyes on him want something more precious than gold. 
   Will Azark wise up in time to protect himself and Mallow? Is the unconventional heir a threat or an ally? And most importantly, will Mallow ever get cute shoes?

For Fans of: Discworld Series, Galavant TV Series, Dungeons and Dragons, Disney Fairytales, and fun fantasy fiction!
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