Where Do I Belong?

It's not my fault, I won't ride a bike because of clowns.

Is it safe to say I won't eat cotton candy because I'm basically eating clouds that are either pink or blue?

Is it safe to say I only wear one pair of socks a week?

Is it really my fault you fell down the stairs because of a pogo stick?

Could it be by any chance my fault you threw up, about the same amount of water that is produced at Niagara Falls because of me?

Could it be my fault I'm socially awkward?

When I end up in these type of situations the best thing to do is wing it with your randomness. When called the unsual physco, hunting for friends is bound to get messy.

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