Marriage For Dummy
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**Initially known as "Our Very Real, Experimental Marriage." **
"I vow to be the best thesis that you have ever experimented. For today, for tomorrow and for one year."
The priest now stared at him like he had just seen an elephant make love to a lion. Then he turned to me. "Your vows, my dear?"
I shrugged, "what he said."
"Very well then," he made us turn towards the people seated. They were extremely confused. "I now pronounce you, husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride."
I was about to protest before his lips landed hard on mine and they were gone just as quick. Son of a...
But it was okay because I was extremely ready.
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