"Hey, why are you walking around as a trash can?"
"This is my form. My true form," Ally blinked, as she cried to a slice of pizza, realising how she was not gonna finish a 3-foot essay on English.
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Yeah, hello! My name's Ally! Alison Rowena ADAYUM if you will. 17 years of age. July 4, 1999. I have frens if you didn't know. A lot in real life and in the interwebs, I have... Jada, Karina, Shan, Ney, Liz, Rokia, Tina and Kael. All of them are actually very... meme-y. Which is good, since I am too. This introduction is well written, but when you read this book, well... let's just say it's absolute shit. Okay.
Au revíor for now!
[ credits to @classy_stiles for the overlays used in the cover, also to dracomalfoyisaferret for the png! love lots, ally ]