Don't get fooled with the title, this book wasn't really filled with goddamned facts (about closing a goddamn door) about me.
It's mostly filled with rants, and I can write stuff here whenever I wanted to.
And the big reason why I update shit.
So, read at your own risk because I'm sure you don't wanna worry about a person you don't know personally, huh?
And, first fun fact: Nobody will read this shit because, why would they?
So, ready your tissues and your nerves ('cause cringe moments, I think?) when you're ready to read!
And cover art made by me, that li'l shit has deep meaning. :D
~This doesn't have a damned copyright 'cuz it's basically just rants.~
In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed.
Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family.
Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.