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The Embarrassing and Somewhat Tragic Life of Andrew Lange

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Hi. my name is Andrew Lange. I am seventeen and my entire life is an idiot. A boring idiot if I might add. Actually, no, picture this: a big, giant blob. It's all like, blubbery and blobby and has weird lumps. It's probably moving in a really disturbing way, not to mention it smells bad, Like really bad. Like the baddest of all the bad. And when you look at it, you just kind of want to run away screaming. That's kind of what my life looks like. Well, at least that's what it used to look like. Before I met her.All Rights Reserved

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Love's Complicated by La_Meyer

Hi, my name is Mia, I am 17 years old and still currently in that dreadful thing called school. When I was about 11 years my parents, my sister and I were In a car crash and my sister and I were the only ones that survived sadly. My sisters name is Taylor and she is 21, she is engaged to a guy named Damen, he is very sweet. So when they get married I will be moving in with them but for now Taylor and I live with my parents's best friends, Lilly and Jake. They have looked after us ever since my parents died. I go to school like every ordinary child but ever since my parents have died, everyone treats me like I have a disability and that I'm special, but not in that kind of good way, it gets annoying sometimes. Mostly just the teachers take pity on me but not the students that's for sure. But then there's the people at my school that bully me, and that's the majority of them, I have one friend and she has been my friend forever her name is Rosie, she is more on the wild side of life and there is never a dull time in her life. I had other friends but they left us for the sake of popularity.

Before Euphoria, There was Dawn by Scarletguard

Previously known as 'My next-door neighbour.' Euphoria is a state of well being or excitement. Dawn is the brink of daylight. In life, before we have achieved our satisfaction, happiness, and overcome our pain, we must go through our darkest times. We must hover in the middle before we can finally settle. Tess and Josh are the perfect examples of the not so basic life of teens who have to overcome their dawn before reaching euphoria. ~^~^~^~^~^~ "Hey, you," he whispered. "Hey to you too, raccoon boy," I whispered back. "Is this nickname going to become a thing?" "You bet it is. You call me Sunshine, so I'll call you raccoon boy." He shook his head and I laughed. "What am I going to do with you?" I placed my paintbrush down and stared into his intense green eyes. "You're going to get me a burger because I'm starving." He gave me the 'Are you serious look,' and I giggled. I shooed him away with my hands, and he sighed. "I'll go get the burger," he mumbled. ~^~^~^~^~^~ All rights reserved. It's my book, and you know it's wrong to copy it, so don't do it. But if you do, I will hunt you. And I will give you an essential lecture about plagiarism. Cover made by @Izzy101xy

Once upon a meet. by jj-nd0710

My life sucks i get blanked by my parents after losing by brother and sister in a car crash now i just enjoy myself with my best friend becca we head out for a night out for my birthday and i meet my mate but what happens to us after? I'm Aaliah James 18 years old today and i have the bestest friend in the world and i want to find my mate but not sure if i want all the worry of if hes hurt or is he going to reject me. Please read and vote this is only my second book need to be edited so any comments fell free. This is a short story.

Scratch the Ghost Blob (The Ghost and Molly Mcgee) by Shana123251

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You will Know the Truth by HaslindaTalib

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The Text by ShaynaRWheeler

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Laundry Boy (Currently Editing) by LostinWonderlandxD

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Love's Complicated

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