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The Embarrassing and Somewhat Tragic Life of Andrew Lange

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Hi. my name is Andrew Lange. I am seventeen and my entire life is an idiot. A boring idiot if I might add. Actually, no, picture this: a big, giant blob. It's all like, blubbery and blobby and has weird lumps. It's probably moving in a really disturbing way, not to mention it smells bad, Like really bad. Like the baddest of all the bad. And when you look at it, you just kind of want to run away screaming. That's kind of what my life looks like. Well, at least that's what it used to look like. Before I met her.All Rights Reserved

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Merge by smsvay

OH MY GOD where to start ....that I'm a socially awkward dingus ,that I crashed my dads car on a tree or that the guy I am totally in love with is now living with me . Oh yeah nothing can go wrong .... WRONG !!! Every thing goes wrong let's just hope I can last my third year at ridge point high before dying of embarrassment .

Love's Complicated by La_Meyer

Hi, my name is Mia, I am 17 years old and still currently in that dreadful thing called school. When I was about 11 years my parents, my sister and I were In a car crash and my sister and I were the only ones that survived sadly. My sisters name is Taylor and she is 21, she is engaged to a guy named Damen, he is very sweet. So when they get married I will be moving in with them but for now Taylor and I live with my parents's best friends, Lilly and Jake. They have looked after us ever since my parents died. I go to school like every ordinary child but ever since my parents have died, everyone treats me like I have a disability and that I'm special, but not in that kind of good way, it gets annoying sometimes. Mostly just the teachers take pity on me but not the students that's for sure. But then there's the people at my school that bully me, and that's the majority of them, I have one friend and she has been my friend forever her name is Rosie, she is more on the wild side of life and there is never a dull time in her life. I had other friends but they left us for the sake of popularity.

Revenge Of The Fat Wallflower|✓ by Nikithasuz123

(Editing) His eyes widen and his lips part in pain as he stares wordlessly at me and then at the large blotch that forms around his chest . He clutches it as he coughs in pain. I didn't get to push him into a sewer, but this feels so much better. I sardonically chuckle to myself before leaning in to whisper into his ear. "Gotcha." - - - I was a nobody . A big fat wallflower that was always in the background. The only mistake I made was confessing to the school's prince. That day I was completely and utterly humiliated. It's been two years and now I'm back. Back for some sweet revenge. #Winner of the Pre-Watty awards for best laugh worthy book. *Filled with humor and jokes that can't stop you from chuckling ;) # 1 ranking in Stop bullying (10/5/18) #11 In Humor (1/6/18) ©Nikithasuz123 Cover credits to unreadymage. Amazing cover XD

You will Know the Truth by HaslindaTalib

***completed*** "Amanda! Come back here!" My stepmother yelled at me. I hated her! I really hated that bitch! "Like I fucking care, you bitch!" I cursed. That is my conversation between my stepmother and me. Why do I hate her so much? Well I have my own reason. She did so many bad things in her life. Relationship between siblings and parents have been destroy because of her. My heart has been tore into pieces and maybe love can help me? I don't know about my future and I really want to know about it. Maybe one day everything will reveal? You will eventually know the truth about it. UNEDITED CHAPTERS

Scratch the Ghost Blob (The Ghost and Molly Mcgee) by Shana123251

(I don't own the Ghost and Molly Mcgee, it's characters or songs. And don't worry, nobody gets seriously harmed in the story, people just get frightened. Slight friendship-fluff ahead, nothing romantic however.) (We all know that Scratch the Ghost LOVES food, sometimes to a point where he becomes almost blob-like when he stuffs himself a bit too much. The idea for the story comes from that very love for food. Please note. This fanfiction was written in post season 1 and pre season 2 of TGAMM.) Molly Mgcee knows that her best friend, Scratch the Ghost, loves food to no end! Even though ghosts don't have to eat, Scratch would never turn down a meal, especially if it's Grandma Nin's cooking. A problem arises however, when Scratch accidentally swallows a slime-like substance! Afterwards, Scratch begins to feel increasingly hungry, like alot more than usual! The problem with this? Whenever he eats, his ectoplasm increases, causing Scratch to grow! And he can't seem to stop eating! Combine this with the fact that Scratch is a ghost and can phase through any wall or building; and you've got a ghostly blob in your town! Not a single speck of food is safe in Brighton! It's up to Scratch's best friend Molly to turn Scratch back to normal before Scratch becomes known as the world's first "Ghost Blob!"

Diary Of A Teenage Girl by Feralleral

This is just for fun / a way to document how my life is going without having to worry about anyone finding a diary I dont have a real diary so im Just doing this on here. I dont write in here every day, and chapters are short most of the time. Just shit that happends in my life. Also i cant spell for shit, so if you read this, have fun (so fuxkings nuch of it is autocorect if I didnt have autocorenct it would look like tis.)

When He Strangled Her--a story about love by shishalola

What if your success is attributed to something or someone wrong? What if you can't appreciate who you are today without giving credit to an abuser? What if the abuser is your father and the inflictor your mother? Would you still call the place you grew up home and their affection love?

Hazbin Hotel: Redemption Through Sin by Spyno41

This is it. Got myself a one way ticket to Hell, Hotel California-style. And to top the icing on this shit cake, I'm twenty years too late. Now I gotta pay back a debt my dad dumped on me. Thanks dad. Now I can never meet you in heaven. So I can rip your balls off.

My Snapchat Story by giggles0195

I continue to laugh and then do something I never would have EVER done, had I been without my 2 best friends. I take a picture of myself and type "Streak?" in snapchat and send it to Liam. I wait for the response, and he replies back "Streak." It all started with one snapchat. Some of the best and worst times of my life. This is my story, my snapchat story. *based on true events*

Before Euphoria, There was Dawn by Scarletguard

Previously known as 'My next-door neighbour.' Euphoria is a state of well being or excitement. Dawn is the brink of daylight. In life, before we have achieved our satisfaction, happiness, and overcome our pain, we must go through our darkest times. We must hover in the middle before we can finally settle. Tess and Josh are the perfect examples of the not so basic life of teens who have to overcome their dawn before reaching euphoria. ~^~^~^~^~^~ "Hey, you," he whispered. "Hey to you too, raccoon boy," I whispered back. "Is this nickname going to become a thing?" "You bet it is. You call me Sunshine, so I'll call you raccoon boy." He shook his head and I laughed. "What am I going to do with you?" I placed my paintbrush down and stared into his intense green eyes. "You're going to get me a burger because I'm starving." He gave me the 'Are you serious look,' and I giggled. I shooed him away with my hands, and he sighed. "I'll go get the burger," he mumbled. ~^~^~^~^~^~ All rights reserved. It's my book, and you know it's wrong to copy it, so don't do it. But if you do, I will hunt you. And I will give you an essential lecture about plagiarism. Cover made by @Izzy101xy

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OH MY GOD where to start ....that I'm a socially awkward dingus ,that I crashed my dads car on a tree or that the guy I am totally in love with is now living with me . Oh yeah nothing can go wrong .... WRONG !!! Every thing goes wrong let's just hope I can last my third year at ridge point high before dying of embarrassment .