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The Embarrassing and Somewhat Tragic Life of Andrew Lange

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Hi. my name is Andrew Lange. I am seventeen and my entire life is an idiot. A boring idiot if I might add. Actually, no, picture this: a big, giant blob. It's all like, blubbery and blobby and has weird lumps. It's probably moving in a really disturbing way, not to mention it smells bad, Like really bad. Like the baddest of all the bad. And when you look at it, you just kind of want to run away screaming. That's kind of what my life looks like. Well, at least that's what it used to look like. Before I met her.All Rights Reserved

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