The Adventures of a Princess, a Golden Boy and a Smart Ass

There are 3 things you should know about me:

1) I don’t go to parties. I don’t go to ‘social gatherings’. I don’t go to any form of ‘get togethers’ other than family ones held at grandad’s house, and that’s because I am literally forced to go. Plus I hate to dress up.

2) I despise sexist people. Seriously, who said a girl can’t use weapons and ride dragons?

3) I loathe smart asses. Just stop. You don’t have to say something for every single thing out there.

So, one day, this sexist smart ass moves into my country, I get invited to my twin sister’s best friend’s birthday party, (where I’m forced to wear a full length dress) then, at the party, my country somehow gets invaded by a neighbouring country; the smart ass decides to attack the rulers, somehow including me while he does this, which results in us going to jail, and me earning the nickname ‘princess’; then meeting the ‘golden boy’, who is also in jail, then somehow escaping and running away to the woods where we somehow build and live in a wooden house until we find the right time to go back and start a rebellion to overthrow the new ruler. Somehow.

I knew I should have just stayed at home.

(major editing happening now.)