Burrito
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Ongoing, First published May 13, 2016
The one was a girl named taco,
She lived in the back room of the taco shop.
She loved that little taco shop, 
Until mama taco was sent to her fate in the front room.

She now was very depressed.
She now was very alone.
"What can fill this void."
How can I feel full again.

I can adopt, adopt, adopt a burrito,
they are  less fortunate than us tacos.
They get eaten much, much more, 
I could go to chipotle and buy a burrito. 
And run back to to the taco shack.

So on I went, and bought that burrito,
and ran back to my shack.
I wanted to raise this burrito,
So she would not slack.

Then I got sent to my fate. 
I snuck that burrito in the bag.
They said have a nice trip the greenville, 
Its a long way back.

In that bag, i came up with our fake names.
The burrito is Emily,
and I am Cate.

We rode, rode, rode all day.
At last we arrived in G-Vegas hey!
We enrolled at EB Aycock.

We started our new lives,
trying to fit in.
We felt in place,
ohh this is our happy place!
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