Skyrim, a bit of a different story

Oh what a wonderful life it is in the beautiful land of Skyrim. The majestic dragons, delightful skeevers, and constant smell of people who haven't bathed in months is enough to make anyone never want to live here. And I, of all elves, was blessed with the opportunity to save this wasteland from death and destruction. Lucky for me, the author hasn't gotten that far yet so I get to carlessly enjoy all the miscellaneous quests the Companions are too lazy do. If for some strange reason you want to listen to me and my oh-so charming mage complain about messes we got ourselves into, click on a chapter and read to your little heart's content.