I'm Here to Cause Suffering
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Last published Mon, Sep 26, 2016
I'm back at it once again with my puns, but this time instead of just puns or jokes, I'm going to write some humorous stories as well. Welcome to 'I'm Here to Cause Suffering' which is a sequel to 'My Bad Puns and Jokes'.
Order of books so far.
1. 'My Bad Puns and Jokes'
2. 'I'm Here to Cause Suffering'
(Mostly school year of 2016-2017, but there is some from the summer of 2016.)
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