I am a car
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*COMPLETED* I am a car. I like petrol. Yay. Carry on reading to see the daily drives in my life.
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This is meant to be a funny story, 'a joke'. Please don't think we have lost our minds.
This is just a book to make you laugh. It's short and quick, so it's easy to read. We have deliberately made spelling/grammar mistakes. 'I am a car' will hopefully make you smile, at least laugh...yay
-Galaxy_splash xxx
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