Dirk's Booty Story

Reads 35
Votes 3
Parts 2
Time <5 mins

Reads 35
Votes 3
Parts 2
Time <5 mins

Embrace thy booty, Love thy booty, Be one with thy booty.

-All these written words are from my heart and brain, please do not copy thy booty
--Loved thy bootyAll Rights Reserved

dirk dirkstrider homestuck strider

Table of contents

2 parts

#238dirk

Content Guidelines

You may also like

𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 (𝐘/𝐍)𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐀𝐏𝐍𝐀𝐏 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 ᴏʀ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 (𝐘/𝐍) 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 INCREDIBLY CRINGEY I WROTE THIS IN 2020 SO U CAN IMAGINE I WAS A VICTIM OF THE DREAM SMP EPIDEMIC XX [DISCONTINUED] [if any ccs are uncomfortable with this story i'll take it down] [sapnap x fem! reader] [lowercase intended] ©-LILYISCRYING

My Knight in Shining Armor (( A Davekat Fanfiction )) by 83773R_0FF_D34D

Karkat: "I, Karkat Vantas, have a fucked up home life. Sometimes I wonder why my life turned out the way it did, but other times I figure it is because I haven't been the son my mother wanted. Smart, strong, able to socialize.. Like my brother Kankri. He's not here to deal with our father and the abuse now, and it seems it only happened after he left. Oh God, how I wish I could have gone with him." Dave: I really wasn't glad for this move. Who wants to go from Texas to a town in Washington? That was seriously the total opposite of where I was and I, Dave Strider, along with my brother, Dirk, had made such a move. All my life I had been a good kid, as good as sneaking out and strifing on the roof can get. Now, I was a B average student and worked to keep it that way, though by my actions, people would think I flunk every one of my classes.

"𝘛𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘺, 𝘢𝘮 𝘐 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘨𝘶𝘺?" "𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨? 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆." "𝐿𝑒𝑡'𝑠 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑!" Started: 9/14/20 Completed: 9/4/21 50k reads 12/11/20! 100k reads 1/29/21! 150k reads 3/22/21! 200k reads 5/30/21! 250k reads 8/4/21! 300k reads 5/31/22! highest rankings: #1 in #chooseyourownadventure: [ multiple dates!!! ] 1k votes 11/13/20! 10k votes 8/26/21! 11k votes 11/22/21! A Choose Your Own Adventure Story (Various SMP Members x Female Reader)

DAVE: no seriously DAVE: it can literally do anything DAVE: like DAVE: talk to anything drive anything calculate anything DAVE: this thing is smart as fuck DIRK: Can it make babies and play football? DAVE: yeah dude totally - A retelling of the 2018 thriller, Upgrade, because everything is Homestuck. A good old fashioned high-tech revenge fantasy romp around a city that runs on machines in the near future; complete with AI, Striderian angst, and run on sentences, just like Mama used to make. Go read this on AO3, you weirdo. - if you like the words, check out sam on twitter @/voidspect! if you like the art, check out rys instagram @/psyhcic and twitter @/psyhcic_!

Homestuck- The Other World For Hell by red_homestuck_101

A 10 year old Dirk Strider finds himself on an unknown planet. The land is 90% jungle, 3% desert, 6% rocky, and 100% hell. Everyone around him is either killing ...or being killed... Well, more like eaten alive. Oh, and did i mention that this planet is filled with BIG ASS, deadly monsters?! Dirk found himself dropped from the sky with about 20 others. Who are they? Dirk comes to find out everything about this place...did i forget to mention his only weapon is a katana sword? ( this will have dirk x jake and later on dave x john )

Dirk Strider never had to worry much about anything, but after his brother's surprising death he has to make some hard decisions. Can he do it all on his own?

Do you love me? (Wilbur soot x fem reader) by Tater_t0t_

Oof. What a time to be alive. Seeing your favorite creator turning into an absolute a-hole. It's a wibler scoot story. You know the drill. :p Pronouns used in this story will be She/Her/They This is mature for a reason! There will be *cough* the dirty *cough* Warnings! Alcohol Smut Fluff Lemons Limes Swearing Violence Panic attacks And other things. You have been warned. Started: May 3? 2021 Ended: July 11 2023 MILESTONES :D ✅ 10 reads ✅100 reads ✅200 reads ✅500 reads ✅1000 reads ✅2000 reads ✅5000 reads ✅10000 reads ✅25000 reads ✅30000 reads ✅45000 reads ✅50000 reads ✅60000 reads ✅70000 reads ✅80000 reads ✅90000 reads ✅100000 reads ✅111111 reads ❌200000 reads

So this was supposed to be a short Dave X Dirk but some people wanted more so now there's some more plot. Prompt: could you possibly do one where Dirk and Jake break up, and Dirk is heart broken while Dave tries to cheer him up, then some stridercest? My Response: Sorry this took so long. I know this was asked like 2 months ago, but I have a really hard time making my old laptop work and I'm not even posting this off of my regular laptop. So it will take me some time to post things until I get that new laptop most likely at the beginning of next year.

「 𝙳𝚢𝚜𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚊 」 𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒖𝒏𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒐𝒓 𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒛𝒆𝒅 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Dream SMP x Female Pronouns Reader ❝ Whose side are you really on? ❞ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ❝ Let me make it clear that I hate you.❞ ❝ But you hate this country more.❞ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ HIGHEST RANKS: (thank you guys) #1 gaming (06/09/21) #2 l'manberg (10/31/21) #7 Dreamsmpwar (06/25/21) #1 Ghostbur (09/22/21) started: January 30th, 2021 completed: July 31st, 2021

Davekat Fanfiction. It's a little heavy. So sorry. It all gets better in the end

online love | SAPNAP

𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 (𝐘/𝐍)𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐀𝐏𝐍𝐀𝐏 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 ᴏʀ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 (𝐘/𝐍) 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 INCREDIBLY CRINGEY I WROTE THIS IN 2020 SO U CAN IMAGINE I WAS A VICTIM OF THE DREAM SMP EPIDEMIC XX [DISCONTINUED] [if any ccs are uncomfortable with this story i'll take it down] [sapnap x fem! reader] [lowercase intended] ©-LILYISCRYING

More details