Hotel Nade

Come in and enjoy your stay at Nade!, since we kind of don't own the place, you can stay for free (but you still need to buy your own food) but just so you know, weird stuff happens here every day, statues comming to life, check, colored monsters spred out the city, check, but don't worry, those are like flies around here if you know how to handle them.
Only one rule, enjoy! (Normally people leave if they don't enjoy their stay so I guess that's an actual rule).