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Roasts/Rants from your favorite chocolate lover!

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Time 2h 48m

Reads 2,391
Votes 98
Parts 56
Time 2h 48m

Mature

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This is where I roast people, a subject, or anything else that you want me to do a roast on. Most of these are my OWN personal roasts, but I am MORE than happy to take requests. 

Warning: ALL contents in here aren't meant to be taken seriously. I may mention some real-life people, so please respect them and don't bully anyone who I happen to mention in any of my roasts. 

Also...the picture of Mettaton is for fucking clickbait because of all the edgy twelve-year-olds.All Rights Reserved

givemepeopletoroast idfwu iwillfuckingroastyourass random roasts

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