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I'm surrounded by craziest people on earth:
My dad looks like humpty-dumpy and has the brain of teletubies.
My mother's boobs are so big that she can fit Mars in IT
And my Prince charming/husband/soulmate/.. thinks that I'm a lesbian.
Life is tough.
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