99 Comebacks and Burns

99 Comebacks and Burns

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Last published Wed, Nov 1, 2017

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Here is a book of 99 BURNS. (INSULTS). Just so you guys know it is not real for anyone. It's just made up. Hope you guys enjoy.

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