The Dragon King (A Satirical Comedy)

WARNING: CHEESY SATIRICAL ROMANCE HUMOR.

Ice. Ice stops everything. It freezes and it remains idle. It chills and kills the flowering spring bud. It is without sense and without thought.

Fire. Fire consumes all. It has no mind, no conscious. It holds no morals, no love.

Yet, these two senseless, mindless things, without consciousness or feeling, combine and create something beautiful. The fire is the catalyst for the ice and the ice, the fuel for the fire.

Having known this, only one question remained in my mind that moment: Who was the fire, and who was the ice? After kissing him, it didn't take me long to figure out. He was the fire...most definitely.
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Join Diane as I throw her through the terrible, painful, comical life of a romance novel character.

Critics' Reviews:
"I don't know what that was, but it got really deep, really fast." - My Sister's Friend

"This is your best piece!" - A Teacher

"Go Away." - My Mom