Zodiac Signs

*walk on stage with a microphone and a koala bear round my ankle and say in a cheesy voice*

What would you be doing at the park?

Are you going to be successful in life?

What would you say to a creepy stalker?

This book answers all of these questions and more!!!

(Please read my book, I'm lonely)

------IMPORTANT MESSAGE------
Don't believe everything this book says, because it is something that I am writing for fun. Don't get offended or anything if this doesn't completely match your personality or match it at all. As I said this is just for fun.

Be happy :)

Also most of this is from my head, but the information (for example the planets or birthstones for the signs) I got from various websites across the internet

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