STUPID PEOPLE STUPID REASONS
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I hate stupid people. They are just so stupid. They are dumber than Connie Springer.The fact that people are stupid is stupid. I hate stupid people becaus they are just so stupid. This is how stupid people usually are."Hey is you gonna eat dat food cause im really hangry cuz."Like serioisly what kind of language is that.Retarded language if you ask me.Like what is the point of talking like that.Well i'll tell you in dumb language. they say it cause it be good in da streets nowat imsayain homeboy. WTF IS THAT BULL CRAP. PEOPLE LITTERALY SAY THAT STUFF BECAUSE THEY THINK ITS COOL WELL, NEWSFLASH ITS NOT ITS RETARDED AND NO ONE LIKES IT.
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