The Devil Himself

I'm either human or a vampire placed into a mystical place by a witch where I'm trapped in the 90's.
There is a guy! I don't know his name yet but damn is he hot! I stay fixed on the ground and he comes closer. In real life I put on a straight face but in my mind I'm a crack.
He is really close now and his cologne slaps me and reality is placed in front of me, Oh! Shit he is the one who got me stuck in here, he is the one is who probably killed my friends and wanted to suvk my blood. I'm in deep shit!
I'm bewared now and cautious every step he takes I stalk him with my eyes but um rooted to the spot with vamp.speed
He pecks me and says

"Calm down! Gorgeous I can't suck your blood down here".

Still not understanding, scared and and araaagh! I went outside with vampire speed.