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BATSHIT

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humour rants short supernatural werewolf

Vampires explained by one of their kind; Cedric Bradley. What's it like being overly sexualized (just like women are nowadays)?  Is having limited food to choose from (blood, blood, and of course, blood) terrifying? Can vampires have periods?

So how do vampires survive in this world? Well, you just gotta bite the bullet and make the best of it.All Rights Reserved

humour rants short supernatural werewolf

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