My life with a hot diver
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Complete Tue, Jul 30, 2013<5 mins
This is a piss take LOL! Hope you enjoy this literary masterpiece, I certainly did.
Praise
'Piss funny!' - J.R. Tolkien
'I wee'd in the ball pool' - Miranda Hart
'BEST BOOK EVER' - One Direction
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