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En cours d'écriture, Publié initialement mai 21, 2016
Hello there... *sips tea in front of a fireplace in a red coloured chair in a matching robe*... for some reason alot of people at my school ask me for advice in their life, if most cases I don't even care... 
But hey look at the bright side Lyds! It makes a great book! 
You're right alternate reality Lydia, it does!
In this book I shall give advice and make up funny skits and rants 'n stuff that you can then impress your family with your knowledge of an antisocial emo's life... 
Forewarning: I make horrible jokes and I fail at socialism! 
Enjoy!
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