"You're just so delicate, princess. Just as delicate as that fabric softener you use for your soft pink blankets or silk sheets. You always smell so sweet and warm, makes me want to absolutely devour you, ruin you. But you're just so damn delicate." Or the one where Harry owns a laundromat and soon starts looking forward to Saturday nights when a feminine blonde with a cute butt who always carries a pink basket shows up to wash his clothes weekly.