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My Totally Normal Life

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Reads 1,245
Votes 176
Parts 16
Time 45m

assassin boyfriend humour love mocking normal onedirection random romance stereotypical teenfic

I have such a totally normal life. 

Firstly, I'm an assassin and I'm living a double life.

Secondly, my job is to kill mysterious-hot-boy-who-happens-to-be-my-next-door-neighbour. (Archer McHottie) 

And lastly, I'm actually the chosen one.  Oh yeah, and one direction is involved. 

My life has never been so totally normal. 

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