My Totally Normal Life
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Last published Mon, Sep 12, 2016
I have such a totally normal life.
Firstly, I'm an assassin and I'm living a double life.
Secondly, my job is to kill mysterious-hot-boy-who-happens-to-be-my-next-door-neighbour. (Archer McHottie)
And lastly, I'm actually the chosen one. Oh yeah, and one direction is involved.
My life has never been so totally normal.
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