SHREK AND THE TROUBLES OF SHARG-ESTAM

The title means nothing. This is not about Shrek going on a noble quest. There is no way I could write something like that with out peeing myself from laughing. You ought to read this to find out what I mean. If you like it, you should be on the look out for more: I have three others like this sitting in my computer, and if you like this, I shall post them.