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This is literally a rip-off of sad sun from @SirPixie. Look up his profile for some dark humor and parody stories. Anyways this story is not going to be serious in the slightest. It is about a suicidal planet named Uranus.All Rights Reserved

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Author: Yuwei Alternative Title: 穿成残疾男主怎么走剧本？ After graduating from university, he joined the famous Crossing Division. Because of the mission requirements of the intern, he needs to be reincarnated into the world of the plot, dressed as a beautiful and powerful male protagonist, and play the plot of the opponent's completion of fighting monsters and upgrading and regaining his organs. What if the male protagonist is physically disabled, blind and deaf? It doesn't matter, the intern comes with a plug-in assistant. He believes that with the good results of his first-place intern, he will not be defeated at this step, and he deliberately chose the most difficult role. As a result, the superior inspected, and the Transmigration Division temporarily canceled the newcomer's plug-in? A nightmare starts in an instant... How does he lose 12 vital organs at birth, find a heroine who will accompany him for life without limbs, vision, hearing, smell, and touch, and finish this stupid script? #Question, how to play this severely disabled character? # #Accidentally took the black mud essence as the heroine after crossing, can I still be saved? # [Hyakkimaru CP Dazai, two-way cultivation, killing ghosts. ] ★Sweet text. ★The protagonist is blind and bright, looks super good, and can see the color of the soul flame.

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About me taking the guild through time as a hunter by Spinfoxie

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