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¡Frases & Chistes! 2

anacielodonzelli

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Reads 92
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Parts 12

anacielodonzelli

bromas carcajada chistes humor risa

Te apuesto una cortina de baño a que te reirás demasiado y una cascara de tomate a que te vas a sentir identificado con alguna de estas frases. ¿Hecho?
Que empiece la apuesta! *Insertar risa malévola*

∆Ganaré, admitanlo∆
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Bueno mis queridos lectores,
Si no sos mundalo leelo, te aseguró que te reirás y te gustaran algunas de las frases. Y si sos un mundano y por alguna extraña razón llegaste a Wattpad... Pos leelo igual, aún que entiendas solo algunas cosas :)

Este libro es muy grasioso, lleno de frases que podrás usar, pero además con el puedes aprendes números en inglés totalmente gratis! Diganme que no es fabuloso:3
Lo se, lo se, soy una genia. 




Parte dos de: "¡Frases & Chistes! "

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