~THIS STORY IS ON A TEMPORARY HIATUS~ Hey, I'm Dan, and right now I am sitting in the police station waiting to get chewed out by a cop. Who's also my mom by the way. Yeah, aren't I lucky? I only spray painted a wall for God's sake! What's the big deal? I mean yeah, it is the seventh time in eight months it's happened, but I just don't see what the big deal is. I never thought that she would actually punish me for it though, even though her asshole boyfriend (who's also a cop) would love nothing more then to see me shipped off to some boarding school somewhere. But whaddya know? It looks like he got his wish after all, because in two days I, Dan Howell, will be entering Carson Academy, an all boys boarding school. ~~~ Hey! So please check out this book cause I'm really proud of it and I'm sure you'll love it (cause who doesn't love some good Phan in their life?) Please go check out my other books as well because it would mean a lot to me and make me really happy! Bye bye! Love ya! ~Miki~