Shit African Parents Do
- Reads 37,338
- Votes 2,524
- Parts 122
You may also like
Kittie Tales
Me, an extremely friendly, fun loving, good looking, incredibly humorous being, Check.. My girl, an average enough, beautiful enough, funny, outspoken, 'okayish' African-Latina female with an annoying enough sibling, Check.. My other girl, a pretty enough, rich, almost spoilt, outspoken, and free-spirited, French chick with a bad taste in male partners, Check.. A dream job that becomes a nightmare, Check.. The man whose name is 'boss', Check.. Oh crap! Just go on and read the adventures of the two friends of man's second best friend from the perspective of man's second best friend.. But wait a second! Whoever made us man's second best friends when we're far more beneficial that those lowly woof-woofs?! *********** EXCERPT "I'm not sure you completely understand the situation you're in right now, Alessandra" I heard the sounds before I saw it. The headlights of none other than an incoming train. Phew! In the very least, people will be around to call 911 if he whips out a gun to shoot me here, right now and kill me! Hold on a second! Something still doesn't feel right.. Yes! That's an incoming train. Wheeled vehicles that travel on tracks! Railway tracks! And we're fucking on its way! The realisation of my predicament dawned on me and slapped me hard in the face, for not realizing it sooner. I turned to David, horror-stricken. "It's either work for me, willingly, or a fatal automobile accident. And if I'm having another bout of benevolence, your brother gets to join you on the other side too.."Complete
Hey, not me!
I don't believe in love, which is funny because I grew up in a home full of love. This is a story of me managing time and again to cheat love.Complete
Laugh.Com
Did you know that its good for you to laugh? No? well damn! It's good i'm saying it now then! It's good i'm here to help you guys to 'not' die, you're welcome. The most of these jokes I have found on the internet, so don't come bitching about copyrighting and everything. Thank you.Complete
'19' Last Days Of Being a Teenager |Memoir
Notes on Coming Of Age and stuff.Complete
Faithe {REWRITING} ✓
#4 in tas #1 in Abeokuta Dedicated to all Africans who are depressed and suffer PTSD. How exactly do you explain to an African parent that you need help? Do Africans even care about the state of their mental health? How do I tell others how I feel or about my nightmares without them thinking I'm mentally unstable? Everywhere, "seek help." How exactly? All these questions bother me so much that they give me problems. Even if he agrees that I need help, everyone would see me as a psychiatric patient, as the mentally unstable girl. "I keep blaming myself for all that has happened. I mean, how could I not have seen it coming? She was practically my best friend and close to me. If only I had opened my eyes wide enough and looked closer, I would have known and probably done something. We had a fight, we didn't settle it. Before I knew it, she was gone. It upsets me more. This has been haunting me for over a year. Can I ever be normal?" #39 in stereotype #62 in insomnia #82 in singleparent #568 in nightmares #72 in African #2 in tcs #16 in secondaryschool #111 in Nigerian #28 in Yoruba #7 in middleclass On 19 September, 2020Complete
BELLO sisters✔
*******Nigerian Yoruba themed novel******* Meet the family of a rich man Wale Bello with his daughters and thier complicated lives. ------ Were the Bello sisters We fight We love We care And most importantly....We need a husband!!!!! ----------- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Everyone is enjoying the meal and I bet father was more than happy to see us because he maintained a smiley face. I could smell family love in the air as we all just ate, talked and laughed. "So, anyone found a husband?" Mom suddenly asks and everywhere becomes as quiet as a grave yard. She chuckled and said again, "Maybe I went too far, Any boyfriends or does anyone have an engagement ring that their hidding??" Grinning at each and every one of us. And again.... Silence. I knew this was going to happen. "Awọn ọmọbinrin Bello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She yells on top of her lungs (Bello daughters!!!!!!!!) I think my Eba has hooked in my throat. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Join the amazing and drama filled life with the Bello sisters, coupled with mothers trouble and their Prince charming. P.S: It's addictive😉 Filled with family drama and comedy! If you enter the house of mamma Bello...Will you come out alive?????? --- I'm so not into this description thingie so just get reading folks!! *************************************Complete
He Taught Me How To Find Myself
"You did Maths Ada, and you're smart. Langa and you are so fucking negative. Two negatives make a positive, so like I said, you two deserve each other" ●°○°●°○°●°○°●°○°●°○°●°○°●°○°●° I always lived my life the way people wanted me to live it. After watching "The Princess Diaries" I realized that my life was controlled, I've been told how to live it. One day I decided to break the rules, I also wanted to feel the adrenaline they described in books. I was sick of living in someone else's story through books, it was now the time to create my own. ...who knew that all it took to finding yourself was a cute waiter at "Vue Sur l'océan"Complete
𝐒𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂
𝘪𝘥𝘬 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘱𝘢𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯Complete
Me, an extremely friendly, fun loving, good looking, incredibly humorous being, Check.. My girl, an average enough, beautiful enough, funny, outspoken, 'okayish' African-Latina female with an annoying enough sibling, Check.. My other girl, a pretty enough, rich, almost spoilt, outspoken, and free-spirited, French chick with a bad taste in male partners, Check.. A dream job that becomes a nightmare, Check.. The man whose name is 'boss', Check.. Oh crap! Just go on and read the adventures of the two friends of man's second best friend from the perspective of man's second best friend.. But wait a second! Whoever made us man's second best friends when we're far more beneficial that those lowly woof-woofs?! *********** EXCERPT "I'm not sure you completely understand the situation you're in right now, Alessandra" I heard the sounds before I saw it. The headlights of none other than an incoming train. Phew! In the very least, people will be around to call 911 if he whips out a gun to shoot me here, right now and kill me! Hold on a second! Something still doesn't feel right.. Yes! That's an incoming train. Wheeled vehicles that travel on tracks! Railway tracks! And we're fucking on its way! The realisation of my predicament dawned on me and slapped me hard in the face, for not realizing it sooner. I turned to David, horror-stricken. "It's either work for me, willingly, or a fatal automobile accident. And if I'm having another bout of benevolence, your brother gets to join you on the other side too.."
More details