Shit African Parents Do
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Publikasi terakhir Sab, Mei 23, 2020
Here's one thing they won't do: Say, "you're right."
I am happy and proud to be African, life is hilarious. But sometimes, just sometimes I wish I could trade that bomb fufu for a mute button.
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This is my blog. Containing all rants, thoughts, and opinions about this crazy Mofo we call earth. All of these may or may not target certain things, but are not MEANT to offend any readers. As it is used purely for humor and comedy, so if any of you decide to go to the comments and whine about it I will just laugh at your stupidity. So as a last note before you delve into the hilarious (and strange) thoughts and experiences of well, Me, Most things in these words are mine. And feel free to use them whenever you like. ~CLengkap
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