Thanks to procrastination for a special project for English class, Gerald Johannson only has less than a week to create a poem for his semester project for English class. When there is nobody else able to help Gerald, his best friend Arnold gets his girlfriend Helga to help him with his project. Unfortunately for Gerald, he discovers another side to Helga G. Pataki and gains an unwanted interest in her. Will he get over Helga, or will he just have to put up with the fact that he likes who's known to be the most rude woman in PS 218, let alone his best friend's girlfriend? DISCLAIMERS 1. I do not own any of the characters used in this story. All characters used in this story belong to Hey Arnold!, Craig Bartlett, and Nickelodeon. 2. Although this story is written in my own words, the plotline is heavily inspired by the Victorious episode "Jade Gets Crushed". Rights belong to Victorious, Dan Schneider, and Nickelodeon. 3. Art used for the cover does not belong to me. All credit goes to its respective artist. If you are the artist and wish to have your work removed from the cover, please contact me to request removal! 4. At the time of publishing these disclaimers, the poetry used in the story does not belong to me. These rights go to their respective owners. Please inquire to me if you are the rightful owner and wish to have it removed from the story.All Rights Reserved