Justice Wears a Thong
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This silly comedy follows super spy, Courtney, as she takes on some of the worst villains the world has to offer.
Cheesy one liners? Yup. Tons of action? Yup. Twists and turns? Yup. Surprise ending that will make you want your wasted time back? Yup, this story has it all.
So hilariously bad it may just make you question literacy.
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