Sorry, I Only Speak Sexy!
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Last published Mon, Dec 13, 2010
Jinx was hugely popular back at her old school. Thanks to her parents' jobs, they move and she is forced to attend a new school. Suddenly she isn't the It Girl anymore and instead is plundered into the unpopulars. The freaks. The losers. The skaters... Until, that is, Jinx manages to befriends one of the populars and they decided to grant Jinx the ultimate wish. But the wish comes with a choice, and not an easy one- Infinite Popularity, or Jinx's new friends and life as a nobody.
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