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Nagiiwan Ng Kataga With Joke

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akoikaw funny hahaha ikawako yehey

Etong mga joke na to at
Kataga na to wag niyong babanggitin
Lumugar ka kung ayaw mong majombag ng tatay mo

Hahaha chosss lng

Tara na basahin mo na baka maunahan ka pa 
Baka tatay mo pa ang magbasa neto dali
Ayh nako ang tagaldalian mo 

Ayhhhhhh warla ka lalo mo pang
Tinagalan binasa mo pa talaga lahat 
Ayhhh naku ang tagal talaga 
Ayhhh ayan na tatay mo daliian mo

Ayh tagalan mo pa wag mo na kasing
Basahin to lahat next mo
Warla ka eh 

Ayhhh sige tagalan mo pa ha
Maikli lang naman to eh kasing ikli
Ng t ng pamilya mo 
Wag ka ashum tininidor dalian mo mag basa ka naAll Rights Reserved

akoikaw funny hahaha ikawako yehey

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