Dorks, Drama and other Dilemmas

School.

I know, even the word brings misery.

Idiotic boys running around the place, bashing into walls and what-not. That group of flawless popular girls who think its their duty to make other people feel like complete dorks. Not that I'm disagreeing, I am a total dork! But they don't have to rub it in our faces and make it out to be a bad thing.

Now, some people may think they know what a true dork is, but 99.9% of the time they're wrong. For one, DORKS DO HAVE FRIENDS. We aren't, like, allergic to friendship! I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have my bestfriends. Their names are Sasha and Matt. We've been friends for as long as I can remember! Not to mention they are the only reason I have a social life. They drag me to every party they hear about, only to have me swiftly escape and hide in a closet for the rest of the night.

So you're probably wondering, what makes me a dork? I mean I'm pretty normal. I have friends and a social life! Well, if you went to my school you'd understand.

Michelle Anderson.

Or as my friends and like to call her 'MichEVIL AnderSLUT'. I never agreed with the nickname though, I thought it was below me. My parents have always taught me to never sink to a mean person's level... but that doesn't stop me from laughing when my friends say something hilariously rude about her.

Hey don't look at me like like that! We have a good reason! Michelle Anderson is the equivalent of the devil on heels. She runs the school by flipping her hair and batting her eyelashes. She thinks that if you don't agree with her, then your a dork, thus earning my title. I have never said one rude thing to her but still get called a dork because I don't cover myself in make-up and wear mini, mini skirts to school.

I don't know why people say that they wish they could go back to school. It's such hard work just to blend in and NOT stand out, I wouldn't be able to do it a second time.