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Ongoing10m
Last published Sat, Dec 17, 2011
Just a book of jokes I got bored and felt like putting up. Some of them are Michigan jokes and/or 'You might be a redneck if..." jokes inspired by Jeff Foxworthy. Some others will be/are Blonde jokes (no offense if you're blonde) and just some other miscellaneous ones. Most of the jokes, however, are some that I have heard from my friends, or simply made up myself. I hope to get at least some votes for this!
ALSO: special thanks go out to laurel-evers for making my (nothing short of) amazingly awesome book cover!
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