The Pirates of Maryland Point
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  • Parts 1
  • Time 1h 42m
Complete, First published Aug 02, 2013
Cockneys vs Pirates 

The greatest prize at the London 2012 Olympics isn't gold. . . it's the Holy Grail. There's a rumour there's treasure buried beneath the 2012 Olympic site. And that a secret army is going to find it. Only nobody believes it. But when a mysterious group of pirates move to the East End, people become suspicious. And when Cockneys start disappearing, the Pearly King demands answers. But that's the least of Oscar's worries - all he wants to do is kill some cockroaches. The problem is, he's using a chemical weapon to do it. And he has to get rid of it before the police find out. "If you like Robert Rankin, Jasper Fforde or Douglas Adams - this is for you." "Cockneys fighting pirates! What more could you want from life? "
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The full moon that started it all. "Then when the sun turns into the moon, I am reminded how alone I am in the abyss of life." All Aspen Lewis wants out of her fifth year at Hogwarts is to remain under the radar and survive. She already has the weight of Cedric Diggory's death on her shoulders, as well as, the her failed relationship with Ron Weasley; now, she has a new shadow trailing behind her. Draco Malfoy. Her once childhood friend, turned bully, is now finding it in himself to renter her life, but at what cost? Aspen knows his actions aren't of pure intent, but will the reward outweigh the risk? (more tags and CW on ao3 @gabilisk) !!!! This story is HEAVILY inspired and set in the Harry Potter universe. I do not own the rights to these characters or the universe the story takes place in. All rights reserved to JK Rowling. !!!! (all original characters have been thought up by me and are completely fictional; if they -or the plot itself- resemble any worldwide events or figures, that is of pure coincidence) (original characters: aspen lewis, the lewis family, *a few others yet to be introduced*)