(Oneshot Requests - Open)
Have you ever had a craving for gut wrenchingly horrible, positively horrendous literature that will make your brain scream out for mercy? Well, you've come to the right book, my friend!
Welcome to the dumping ground of all of the miserably failed works I have done over the years! Stories that either had no point, I wrote when I was really young, got dropped off somewhere around the middle due to lack of inspiration, or were a school project (which basically include all of the above). It may also include the following: Extreme derp, random writing pieces I decided to do that have no meaning, even more derp, writing pieces from grades as low as Grade Four, as much derp as you can cram into one book, and much MUCH more!
I due hope this melting pot of unedited paragraphs and completely stupid writing pieces satisfies your gnawing hunger for idiotic-ness. WARNING: EXTREME STUPIDITY AHEAD. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
(This also seems to have turned into the main battlefield of 'the Blackmail Wars'. Enter at your own risk. XD)
In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed.
Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family.
Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.