Jesus Lives in My Water Bottle
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Complete, First published May 28, 2016
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Young teen, Askewj Psjenws, has a secret... Jesus loves in his water bottle. During his adventures with his water bottle, he must come to terms with himself. He later realizes that he can no longer keep the secret any longer. One day when he finally comes clean to a lady walking her dog in the street, Askewj's life changes forever. Read this book BITCH!
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♡ 𝙸𝚗 𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚑𝚗𝚒𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚑, (𝚈/𝚗) 𝚉𝚎𝚗'𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝. 𝙱𝚘𝚛𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚉𝚎𝚗'𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚗, 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚐𝚢-𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚎𝚡𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚙𝚑𝚢𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚜 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎. 𝙳𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚝𝚑, (𝚈/𝚗) 𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚞𝚙𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢. 𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚉𝚎𝚗'𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 (𝚈/𝚗) 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚜, 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚑 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚎 𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚎. 𝙷𝚎𝚛 𝚓𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏-𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢, 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚜𝚑 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚝𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚠𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚛. !!

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