Star Wars Humour!
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Hi guys!
So this is my first 'novel' so to speak and I'm hoping you all like it :D
Honestly I'm doing this for my own amusement as who doesn't love to see hilarious Star Wars things like every day hehe ;)
This book was inspired by Ahsokafanfic and Rey_Kenobi, as I've read both of their humour books and I may or may not be slightly obsessed...
ALSO: Not all of these will be my own. I'm not that original sadly :c I will give credit if I can.
Anyways, talk to y'all later!
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