Dynasty Decapitated

Calum flings himself through the only glass window in their entire apartment, landing three feet from the edge of their bed and sending glass shards flying. Luke jerks straight up and gasps, while Michael presses his face further into the pillow.

Calum pants wildly for a second before shouting, "Ashton's missing!"

Michael falls back asleep.

Or the one where Michael is Deadpool, Calum is Spiderman, Ashton is missing, and Luke is Hemmings