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The Mailman

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Glen Christmas is just a regular guy that works as a mailman, lives with two roommates and has a red motorized scooter. But one rough night, a random girl in lingerie jumps on the back of his scooter and tells him to drive as fast as he can. So Glen does drive as fast as he can, not realizing what he's gotten himself into. Unwillingly he helps Kelly, the lingerie girl. They beat off drug cartel, crazy ex-boyfriends and psychopaths, all while Glen tries to piece back together his life after every event. But he doesn't realize that after this, nothing will be the same.All Rights Reserved

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The Boy no one really knew

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