The Onion's Insight
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Last published Sun, Aug 28, 2016
Want to read a thigh-bulging, suspenseful, onion-packed story about a handsome green ogre's days in high school? Well this is the story for you, Shrek must use the power of The Seven Onions of The Prophecy to defeat his foes and spread his religion to all of his unblessed children, but he has to watch out for Dr. Ludwig and a few others as they try to suck the power out of him and use it for their own gain! Will The Onion's mighty power be enough to slaughter his foes and maintain his childrens' immortality? Find out by peeling down to the last chapter and sucking the deep Onion juices of their insight!
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